roseworth:

fanfic writers: if you were shown nothing but the title of one of your own fics, do you think you would be able to remember which one it is

jgmartin:

me, after clearing my schedule to write:

uhhhh it was raining… and dark (and also night) and um… cold i guess?? anyway, something dramatic~ happened

me, stuck in traffic on my way to work:

Rain tumbled through midnight leaves, casting the forest in liquid moonlight. A low growl shook the horizon. Death had come.

harkamal:

Poison Dart Frog Drawing in Ballpoint Pen, Ink, Paint Pen, and WaterColor Wash. 24" by 24"

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kactusnz:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thesilverhunt3r:

bedrock-to-buildheight:

bedrock-to-buildheight:

bedrock-to-buildheight:

The autoclave is designed to kill schmucks I think

It’s a 24yo Tomy SS-325 if it helps, it beeps once when it finishes counting down and beeps again when it finishes depressurizing, the steam is about 90-100c by then iirc

#top loading autoclave??? how do you get your trays out without toughing the sides?

With its basket! It comes with two of them

What’s an autoclave?

Are those ink markers?

It’s essentially a superpowered pressure cooker designed to get hot and high pressure enough to kill EVERYTHING. Including mold spores. They’re used to sterilise equipment.

Those aren’t markers, they’re tubes of fluid that OP wants to be sterile. It’s common practice to autoclave things like nutrient broth before inoculating them with bacteria, to kill off any contamination and make sure that you only grow whatever you put in there to grow.

stuff should beep less. but especially this stuff.

My breadmaker beeps at every step of the breadmaking process, but at least if I open it when it’s rising it doesn’t shoot mould-killing high pressure steam directly into my face

spiderywigglerodstuff:

the wretched beast plays in it’s slime

greelin:

can you stop making kissy noises at the malevolent entity, please. you’re scaring it

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

what’s the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

ok so nobody got in trouble in school?

darling-child-tisarwat:

she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

scoutingthetrooper: